So I was in my hotel room feeling a bit peckish. Not wanting to venture out, I found a vending machine. I realized everything in the machines was likely unhealthy. But I hoped a Snickers bar wouldn’t be so bad.
Money went in. Fingers pressed buttons. The spiral candy holder twirled, and the bar fell to the bin below where I retrieved my treat. Then I read the ingredients.
Partially hydrogenated oil! Damn you Snickers! Damn you!
“I have decided that I will never buy your product again until you remove partially hydrogenated oil from your ingredients. If Oreos can do it, so can you.”