Has a virtual agent been helpful for anyone, ever?

Sarah
Hello, Jamin. I’m Sarah and I’m here to answer your questions about PayPal. Even though I’d like to be a real person, I’m not. I’m programmed to answer your questions. How can I help you?

You
Your service is broken

Sarah
Can you give me some more information?

You
One of your pages is not displaying information properly.

Sarah
Super.
How can I help you?

You
Not super.

Sarah
Thanks.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
You can give me $500.

Sarah
I’m not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
That’s pretty specific.

Sarah
I’m sorry, but I still don’t understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly.